Showing posts with label Disaster movies with better endings than the Dodgers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Disaster movies with better endings than the Dodgers. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I need the sim cold and dark.

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NED COLLETTI
- Here's the order of what I want to do. I want to sign a couple pitchers off the scrap heap, resign our aging back-up catcher, snag a second baseman somewhere, and find a way to extend Matt Kemp.

DENNIS MANNION
- The Kemp extension's gonna put you overbudget for when the divorce hits the books, Ned.

NED COLLETTI
- Well, he's a 25-year-old superstar. He's the best center fielder in the National League, Dennis, he's got to be locked up.

DENNIS MANNION
- Fine, then trade away Clayton Kershaw or Chad Billingsley. Someone.

NED COLLETTI
- Well, without great young pitching, what's the point?

DENNIS MANNION
- Ned, you're telling me what you need, I'm telling you what we have to work with at this point. I'm not making this stuff up.

NED COLLETTI
- We're gonna need all these players, Dennis.

DENNIS MANNION
- We do not have the cash, Ned! We just don't have it.

NED COLLETTI
- Okay, I'm going to go back down to the lobby and find someone to take Pierre's contract, probably along with a prospect. Let's start from scratch. Clear the board.

DENNIS MANNION
- I don't know where the hell we're gonna find it.

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